I am truly growing tired of this...
This fucking game that you play with me and the rest of us. Why can’t you just let me live in peace and enjoy myself. I can’t even be in my own home without you harassing me and bothering me about bullshit. Is it any surprise to you as to why your other two children don’t want to interact with you too much or at all? Even your grandchildren are starting to see how difficult...
That awkward moment when a girl sends you a winky...
most-awkward-moments: Reminds me of a friend of mine lol
That awkward moment when you think someone is...
most-awkward-moments: Which makes you feel like the asshole
That moment when all of your friends think your...
most-awkward-moments: And your’e just sitting there like “If only you had to live with them.”
Beating someone in a video game when you were just...
That awkward moment when you don't understand what...
When you forget someone's name
most-awkward-moments: And instead of asking them what it is again, you’re just like
I don't have anyone to cuddle with
yourhaloisslipping: So I sleep with stuffed animals
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
most-awkward-moments: “This isn’t Glee.”
That awkward moment when you touch something and...
When you're on a diet and people suddenly offer...
What if your pillow could collect your dreams, and...
Busta Rhymes read me all of the Harry Potter books...
The numbers on toasters don't stand for heat...
yourhaloisslipping: Why did I just now figure that out? WHAT?!!! I…Didnt…Know…THAT!
That awkward moment when every movie is the "#1...
That awkward moment when you're watching something...
most-awkward-moments: And you’re like
That awkward moment when you can't tell if...
You are what you choose.
When you love someone, you love the person as they are, and not as you’d like...– Leo Tolstoy (via zgulliksen)