Well, I guess…

Happy 26th Birthday to me. Lived a quarter of a century. In my time so far I have seen:

The evolution of the cellphone. the computer. music player. introduction of electronic books. and most importantly, the internet. the first black president in America. Gay/Lesbian couples having the right to marry in NY. The home video game console. CGI. Two dictators and a terrorist mastermind dead. Furby. Harry Potter. The art of doing the Dougie. the phrase “fo’ shizzle”. You know, I’ve just seen so much in 25 years….it’s just too much too recall. :)

Well AYE BROTHA, Looks like they do exist!

thedailywhat:

Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: YouTuber TypiKelly — who doesn’t quite get the purpose of subtitles — interviews her white Jamaican dad.

[reddit.]

The Giants make it to the super bowl!!!

Woooooooo!!!

Tynes for the game winning kick!

I have to say that the 49ers played an extremely good defense game against the Giants. That win for the Giants wasn’t easily earned. The 49ers seemed like a really, REALLY tough team to get over.

To the 49ers, well played game. As for the Giants, celebrate really hard tonight for what lies ahead is another beast…Brady and the New England Patriots. It’s 2008 all over again.

HOLY BATS, BATMAN!

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile In Miami of the Day: Old: Rat infestation. New: Bat infestation.

[reddit.]

Cycle of dumb bitchdom.

nahchillhomebro:

  • Sends nice guy to the deepest darkest depths of the friendzone.
  • Falls for the asshole.
  • Does nothing but complain about the asshole.
  • Continues to fall for assholes.
  • Finally decides that all guys are dickheads instead of realizing taste is horrible.
  • Claims to be a new member of the rainbow squad.
  • Realizes that dating women is no easy task.
  • Right back to bullet 1.
 

(via showday)

bootyoftheday:

True story

bootyoftheday:

True story

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‘Never Let the Odds’ Letterpress poster by Typoretum.

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‘Never Let the Odds’ Letterpress poster by Typoretum.

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Sometimes…

If not often… I don’t always know what to do, so I just get overwhelmed and go on autopilot; pray that there isn’t a crash landing and that all passengers on board survive the tormenting turbulence that life offers sometimes. They don’t kiss the ground when they get land, they just stand there feeling the solid earth beneath their feet, realizing that they made it through another day.